Well X'elon had a bad day today folks, so I'm going to get my rage out the only way I know how: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS FUCK IT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMN IT FUCKKKKK!!!!! I HATE IT FUCKKKKKK!! FUCK IT ALLL!! That was very helpful, that you all for listening *yawn* I'm tired, I think I will take a nap =)and if you were offended by my earlier statements... FUCK YOU!

Ok exams end this week, and starting next week, NEQ IS RETURNING MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! I will give you a quick run down of whats going on:

Korlebro, Rundas (you will meet him later) and Xelon- Working on a Walkthough for a game we are putting on Youtube.
Djjiggens and Xelon- working on a new web comic
Djjiggens, Abelon, Korlebro, and Xelon- COMING BACK TO NEQ
Abelon- Raping a panda
Korlebro- Filming Abelon raping a panda

Right well I'll be back next week with my bitches and hoes, see you all soon people, till then... do whatever the shit you want I don't really care

Well encase you havn't released, NEQ is on hold for a while, I unfortunately got all of the data for it erased during a switch to a new computer... joy... so it will take a while for anything to get done, we hope to be back sometime next year so talk to you all soon, bye

Well unless you have been busy snorting crack cocaine (like Abelon) you have probably been following the election! (Like you had a fucking choice?) Now before we give out any spoilers (Barack Obama is actually Harry Potter, and he lives at the end of the book) let's show you where the creators stood on this hot button topic!

Djjiggens: McCain
Abelon: Obama
Korlebro: Doesn't give a fuck
Xelon: Obama/Want's to see the American tyrants fall and have America returned to the Indians who this land truly belongs to... Great Spirit I pray to thee! Smite the white man!... ehem... excuse me...

Now for the big finale... the winner is... Jesus! Err I mean Obama! Woot! Now I may be a little bias... Palin should be fed to wolves... but anyway do understand that I only have the utmost respect for McCain AND Obama and I have no intentions of stooping so low as to make jokes that are in anyway immature... well see you next time on NEQ where Axel will murder more black people, Kamal will set off a bomb or two, McCain will FINALLY die, Vexen will have sex with Sarah Palin, asking the question... which one of them is creepier? And a young Mexican Gardener by the name Jose shall be joining us! See you next time on this crack filled shit-hole I call my job!

Power has been restored to my house as of last night at around 8:40, so I thought I would get one of the two comics that I've been meaning to put up for a long time, the other will be up when I get back, I'm going out to get some Breakfast with a friend... yes I have friends... fuck you... goodbye

Mass blackouts from Hurricane Ike, including the Authors' and Xelon's houses. Comic will be delayed until further notice. Thank you for your cooperation.

Sorry no comic today, will have two up on Sunday though, night all

Alright so I got invited to go Kiacking during the long weekend, but of course I said "No! I must make sure my comics get posted on time for my loyal fans!" Roflmao just kidding losers I'll be back Monday, the last three comics of Religion Week are gonna be late, deal with it lol